I have two daughters, so I’m raising two future women. Maybe! I mean, one of them might be a guy later. It’s possible. It could happen. Someday one of my daughters could be like ‘Dad, I’m really a guy’ and I’ll be like ‘Alright well let’s get you a dick, honey. We’ll get you the nicest dick in town.’
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
When “i” is replaced with “we” even illness becomes wellness.
You may think you like somebody….
But then you sneeze and they don’t say bless you and then it’s over before it began
"I’ve got to do something about the way I look. I mean a girl just can’t go to Sing Sing with a green face."